UK Excursions Away - April to September 2026

Some quality van escapes, typically midweek, to resolve my home cabin fever....not always possible to visit my preferred locations, carefully observing the weather forecasts (not they can be trusted), dictating having to delay or take a plan B or even C. The Lake District would (in the past) be my first choice, but firstly the weather was not always playing ball, and these days a combination of covid (Muggles, many discovering the beauty of the UK, enforced by overseas restrictions, and continuing to visit, and probably spreading the word) and effing social media....

 Instagram / TicToc / YouTube chasers, and "influencers" posting  reels, drawing even more visitors typically Gen Z but not exclusively, as if their "discoveries" are a recent phenomenon.

Ridiculous footage of queues on Snowdon (although be interesting how many caught the train) and wild camping carnage in the Lakes, together with snided hotspots...however, "hotspots" are fine, as it keeps the masses in one spot....best example has been Snowdon...while the moronic queues were taking place, I completed a number of really excellent hikes all within view of Snowdon and hardly saw 10 people on each of the walks...same with Scafell, 90+% of visitors to Wasdale would target the direct Scafell route, whereas I completed the classic Mosedale Horseshoe on the opposite side of the valley...in relative isolation.

Anyways enough of grumpy old git ramblings, here have been those excursions during this period:

 1. April 19th - Edale Loop with double scrambles - Peak Outdoor Adventures **

2.  April 23rd & 24th - Parlick & Fairsnape; Helvellyn via Swirrel Edge

3. May 5th & 6th Snowdonia:Arenig Fawr & The Welsh Matterhown (Cnicht)

4. May 26th & 27th Snowdonia: Carneddau Circuit & Moel Siabod 

5. June 29th - Snowdonia: Nantlle Ridge 

6. July 9th & 10th - Lake District: Mosedale Horseshoe; The Screes

7. August 25th to  28th - Pembrokeshire Coastal Path

8. ** Numerous Peak District hikes, solo and with groups

9. September 17th - Snowdon Horseshoe including Crib Goch 

 

April 19th - Edale Circuit with Peak Outdoor Adventures

 

Returning from the other side of the World in late March, and now with no racing, no Mallorca and diminishing interest even in riding my gravel bike, my social life was also subsequently greatly diminished...so researched hiking groups in the Peak District. Surprised to find so many options, most associated with the Ramblers Association (I joined the Sheffield 40s, but can hike with any group), but also other groups. As this hike was, an 18 miler from Edale, but surprisingly including two grade 1 scrambles up waterfalls: Crowden Clough and Red Brook.

 

 

 

Other local hikes included Alport Castle, a brilliant Hope Circuit including views above Wynatts Pass...a dredgingly tedious Dark Peak 18 miler from Langsett and a selection of other commendable hikes...must not take for granted what is on the doorstep! 

 

April 23rd & 24th - Partick & Fairsnape, Helvellyn round from Patterdale

 

Driving to the Lake District, I decided to plan a hike from Brock Bottom, retracing my old schoolboy training route on Parlick and Fairsnape, back via Beacon Fell. I used to occasionally go with my Dad to get some hills in my legs, with descending practice too down the steep return on Parlick. Also included Bleasdale where we had walked with the family as a boy.

 

Contininuing to the Lakes, I stayed over just down from Kirkstone Pass, and parked at my start point in Patterdale first thing....on a most perfect day, I scaled Helvellyn via Swirrel Edge and Catstycam, then after Helvellyn (which was not that busy) I walked the ridge edge to Dollywaggon Pike. The easiest route back would have been down Grisedale, but a long tedious return - the alternative was to scale Fairfield and onward to St Sunday Crag....the latter was more challenging than I expected with tiring legs...15 miles and just under 5000ft of ascent... 

 

May 5th & 6th Snowdonia:Arenig Fawr & The Welsh Matterhown (Cnicht)

 

Not being that familiar with Snowdonia, I used ChatGPT to research some possible hikes...Arenig Fawr was disappointing, it is located south of the main dramatic peaks...too much moorland and a tedious valley return....however Cricht was excellent...taking a route from Outdoor Active away from the standard path, it toured passed a number of jewel like tarns before the steeper ascent of the "Matterhorn"....

 

May 26th & 27th Snowdonia: Carneddau Circuit & Moel Siabod 

 

At the same time Snowdon was getting a ridiculous media slant on "queue jumping", from Lake Ogwen firstly I scaled the Carneddau peaks and hardly saw any people...a great circuit scaling the peaks of Dafydd and Llewelyn....but firstly Pen Yr Ole Wen via a short chimney, and descended with scrambles via Pen yr Helg Du....staying the night by Lake Mymbyr near Capel Curig, this second day scaled Moel Siabod, with a lengthy scramble " Daear Ddu "...really good ascent, and less people than yesterday! 

 

 

 

June 29th - Snowdonia: Nantlle Ridge 

 

Considered the best ridge walk in Snowdonia (arguably the Snowdon Horseshoe competes with that claim)...a point to point hike from Rhyd Ddu to Nebo over numerous peaks, with great views of Snowdon and the coastline...arrived at Nebo, realising I'd been there before whilst checking out an overnight stay (but phone signal was too low for Bayern Munich vs PSG!)...booked taxi back....great day! Except on removing my North Face boots noticed the soles were battered and part had come away....new boots on the way!

 

 July 9th & 10th - Lake District: Mosedale Horseshoe; The Screes

 

 

Staying at Stanton Bridge opposite a pub, as although there were some camping along Wast Water, it had the reputation of policing by the Nazi Trust rangers...only 20 mins from the head of Wast Water where there was free parking (as opposed to £10 in a Nazi Trust carpark)...I cheekily got an immediate lift along the road to my start point and ascended Yewbarrow, often excluded from the standard Horseshoe route, and understandable, as there were some decent rock scrambles....the temperature was well above the 30s in the valleys, and ascending Red Pike I was somewhat labouring, but knew once this was scaled, it was generally a ridge walk, well, not quite but the back had been broken....a fantastic Lakeland day, with super views of Steeple and Pillar Rock and right across the Lakes. The only downside was the direct descent off Kirk Fell to Wasdale Head....ridiculously steep with scree of all sizes, very slow progress.

 

From the van the next day, I planned a low level easy hike, but decided to scale The Screes or more specifically Whin Rigg, again very hot and a direct steep ascent....but once on top, it was mainly a steady descent (when news came through that Ann Widecombe had been murdered in her home) 

August 25th to  28th - Pembrokeshire Coastal Path

 

Been on my UK bucket list for a long time, only really visited properly when I was a very young boy with a holiday at Maenclochog, there was a cycle trip but the coastal parts were minimal and not on the locations I planned on this trip, where cycling was not permitted or often not possible. I targeted Cardigan, the closest to Sheffield, as a start point...this still took the best part of a 6 hour drive. The first two walks were point to point, and fortunately there were local bus services on hand...leaving the van at the destination point. The first section was from Poppit Sands to Newport....quite impressive but after several miles of fairly impressive cliff topography it did wear a little thin...the only really impressive part with caves and sea stacks was at Ceibwr...I did make the mistake of running parts of it, especially the downhill, and finished with very sore toes! The evening at Newport was very nice on the Nevern estuary with a stunning sunset.

I then moved west to Porthgain, a lovely harbour but a classic tourist honeypot, snided....I stayed 2 nights after asking in the pub if I could leave the van overnight, close enough to use their Wi-Fi too! The morning bus took me to Strumble Head, and headed back west to Portgain. This section was far more impressive with much more dramatic topography, with regularly spotting seal cubs and Mums....but again it was too long....irrespective of how impressive the cliffs were, it became quite monotonous...7 hours in total, but 4 would've been fine....especially too as approx 2000ft of ascent...

 

Another night in Portgain, heavy rain first thing the following morning, so slight delay to head to St Davids peninsula via the honeypot of the Blue Lagoon...I decided to try and contrive a circular route with a mix of coastline and hinterland, and not 7 hours! St Davids was perfect, there was a double peak, only several hundred feet high, but the highest on St Davids...setting off from the lovely Whitesands Bay, ascending immediately Carn Llidi, with excellent short scrambles up the double peak....more a small mountain, never based on height but character. Being the highest point, the 360 degree views were excellent. Cutting across to the coastline, some very similar topography was witnessed, before returning to a much busier Whitesands....but the variation added much more interest than the previous two days.

Heading south next along familiar (where we bike rode, up mental inclines!) small coastal lanes,  adjacent St Brides Bay, and finding an off grid spot just north of Broad Haven, in an elevated spot with a super sunset looking across the bay where I'd hiked earlier...

 The final planned hike was on the  Marloes Peninsula, including Marloes Sands and along the coast with nostalgic views of Skomer and Skokholm...passing many Choughs, a classic coastal cliff corvid....

 

 All done, pleased I've ticked it off....for coastal scenery, yes quite impressive, but lacks the variation and scenery of my favoured mountain explorations...I would not rush back...possibly next locations may be Devon and Cornwall, but more coastal scenery? 

 

September 17th - Snowdon Horseshoe via Crib Goch

 

The classic hike in Snowdonia, was always on my wishlist through my recent Snowdonia hikes, but purposefully waiting for a quieter period, as Snowdon and perhaps even the Crib get very busy. Taking an optimistic weather forecast, drove the 3 hours over to Capel Curig, just 20 mins or so from the hike start at Pen Y Pass. Only to find out the carpark was pre-booking and it was full anyway....and £25! No problem though, drive back down and a slight lengthening of the route....annoyingly the forecast was absolute bollocks...in fact almost the opposite to the forecast with cloudy conditions and on the Crib, strengthening winds and rain! But the scramble up was exhilarating and the arête outstanding...very few others on there...but on arriving on Snowdon, a packed train passed me, but as the weather deteriorated most of the selfie tourists were sheltering in the cafe....I walked straight passed the summit and finding the Watkins Path descended to a col before the climb up to Y Lliwedd, an impressive rocky ridge....the clouds had lifted across the valleys, although Snowdon itself stayed in cloud for the duration. Returning to my van for an hours rest, pleased I'd done the route, but would like to return in decent weather, especially on the Crib.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SCOTLAND TOUR - July 2026 - Part 3

South of Oban  Tues 28th July

 This time I knew exactly where I was going. Ultimately I wanted to explore Kintyre, but first I headed for the Ardfern peninsula and, rather pleasingly, exactly the same spot where I'd camped the previous May. The view across towards Jura was just as good, although the weather was considerably less cooperative. Sitting in the van looking across the water inevitably led to ferry research, and another future trip was quickly added to the list: Islay and Jura, with a climb over the famous Paps of Jura. There are worse problems than continually discovering places that require another visit.

 The following morning marked the start of what became a thoroughly wet 48 hours. Heading south, I decided there wasn't much point battling the weather and stopped at Kilmartin Museum instead. Its Neolithic archaeology was genuinely fascinating and rather thought-provoking — thousands of years of people living, dying and leaving their marks on this landscape, making our own existence seem little more than a speck of dust on the timeline of humanity. Suitably humbled by my own insignificance, I carried on to the lovely harbour at Tarbert, where the immediate problem was rather more mundane: the forecast was basically a washout for the next 24 hours. There seemed little point driving down Kintyre's west coast when the principal attraction — actually being able to see it — had been removed.

 Park4Night therefore sent me back northwest onto the Knapdale Peninsula, where I found a good overnight spot shared with a few lads travelling with kayaks and tents. The rain absolutely hammered down and, from the warm, dry interior of the van, I didn't envy them in the slightest. They kindly invited me over for a campfire and a bit of a social, but for various reasons my head wasn't really in the right place that evening, so I stayed put. Ironically, despite everything, the evening actually produced a half-decent sunset before the rain returned during the night with renewed determination.

And then it rained. And rained. All night and virtually the entire following day. Meanwhile, much of the rest of Britain was apparently enduring heat warnings and water shortages, which seemed increasingly difficult to believe from my small corner of western Scotland. The weather radar became compulsive viewing and was remarkably specific: the front should finally clear at about 4pm. With several hours to kill, I found somewhere in Tarbert for a full Scottish breakfast, settled down with my book, then donned the waterproofs for a wander up to the castle and around the harbour. More reading followed. More checking the time. More staring hopefully at the radar.

 

At about 3.30 I drove down to Kennacraig ferry terminal to fill up with water (thanks to the Location app) and then, almost bang on cue, at four o'clock the seemingly endless frontal rain began to reach its trailing edge. You could actually see the change approaching — the great grey curtain finally disappearing away and clearer weather following behind it. After almost 24 hours effectively sitting out the storm, suddenly the trip could start again.

 Right then. Kintyre.

With the rain finally behind me, I steadily worked my way down the west coast of Kintyre, hoping that the improving visibility might finally reveal the Paps of Jura across the water. It was certainly clearer, but the Paps stubbornly refused to appear. I persevered south and eventually decided that, having come this far, I might as well go right to the end and visit the lighthouse at the Mull of Kintyre. This turned out to require rather more commitment than anticipated: eight miles of the tiniest single-track road, twisting and turning between high hedges, much of it spent hoping desperately that nobody had simultaneously decided to drive the other way. Eventually I emerged high above the lighthouse expecting to find at least a handful of other visitors. Instead, initially, I had the whole place to myself.

 Across the water was what I first assumed must be another Scottish island, looking remarkably close. A quick geographical recalibration established that it was actually Northern Ireland — which suddenly made the Mull of Kintyre feel considerably more remote and interesting. I walked down the steep, winding lane towards the lighthouse and cottages, disturbing a few roe deer along the way, and by now the transformation in the weather was extraordinary. After the previous 24 hours of relentless rain, the skies had cleared and the evening became glorious, culminating in a stunning sunset over the sea.

 

There was, admittedly, a sign threatening a £100 fine for overnight camping, but the prospect of immediately repeating those eight miles of single track was considerably less attractive. More to the point, standing on an almost deserted clifftop at the end of Kintyre, the obvious question was: who the hell is going to come out here and check? Shortly afterwards a van appeared from the lighthouse cottages below. After a friendly chat, the woman driving it effectively confirmed my assessment: “Stay there. Nobody will check out here.” Good enough for me. So I did.

Predictably, the road that had seemed terrifyingly narrow the previous evening felt considerably easier in reverse the following morning. I passed through Southend — with a useful intervention from the location app directing me to the public loos — and continued north with Ailsa Craig clearly visible offshore. The day's main objective was Beinn an Tuirc, the highest hill on Kintyre, near Carradale. With the skies continuing to clear, I headed there via Campbeltown expecting a decent finale to my exploration of the peninsula. It wasn't. The walk began with rather too much forest road before progressing to the now-familiar combination of tussock, moss and heather, while much of the wider landscape was dominated by wind turbines. After some of the mountains I'd climbed earlier in the trip, it was distinctly underwhelming. Its saving grace was the view across to the proper mountains of the Isle of Arran, conveniently reminding me where I was going next.

 So it was back to the van and on to Claonaig, where I caught the ferry across to Lochranza. Kintyre had certainly had its moments — particularly that extraordinary evening alone above the lighthouse — but I wouldn't rush back. It felt noticeably removed from the classic mountain-and-sea scenery of Argyll that I'd enjoyed farther north. Perhaps next time Kintyre will be less a destination than a means to an end: somewhere to pass through on the way to the ferries, and that future trip to Islay and Jura. The Paps had managed to hide from me this time; sooner or later I'll have to go and climb them instead.

Isle of Arran

From Lochranza I turned south down Arran's west coast, while seemingly everybody else turned left towards the more touristy east side. It is regarded as one of the better coastal drives in Scotland and I could see why, with wonderful views across the Kilbrannan Sound towards the rather less inspiring landscape of Kintyre. I could even pick out the wind turbines surrounding the ground I'd trudged across earlier that day, which didn't do much to improve my opinion of it. I made several stops to explore the shoreline before eventually finding somewhere to spend the night near Pirnmill, watching seals basking on the rocks and looking at a coastline where the island's extraordinary geology is constantly exposed, with clear ancient sea cliffs and beaches elevated above the road (when glaciation weight pushed the land down, and higher sea levels from the melt). Arran is often described as a geological microcosm of the whole of Scotland, something I should perhaps have remembered from my first visit — a sixth-form geology field trip 50 years earlier. My memories of that trip, however, involve rather more carnage than geology.

There was one overriding reason for returning: Goatfell. I'd climbed it on that school trip half a century ago and wanted another go. The following morning I headed for my starting point at Cladach, just north of Brodick, only to discover that the shortcut from Blackwaterfoot was closed. Instead I had to drive almost all the way around the island, nearly doubling the distance. For once it didn't really matter because the forecast suggested the weather would improve during the afternoon, so there was no rush. The contrast with the west side was immediately obvious, though — more people, busier little resorts and, inevitably, plenty going on around Brodick.

I finally set off around midday. OutdoorActive reckoned roughly five hours; my ferry to Ardrossan was at seven. Plenty of time, provided I resisted my usual tendency to stop and talk to everybody I met. This mattered because campervan spaces on the ferry were limited and missing it wasn't really an option. Rather than repeat the straightforward out-and-back route we'd done 50 years earlier, I chose a far more interesting circuit, heading up Glen Rosa to The Saddle, then climbing steeply and scrambling onto North Goatfell before crossing to Goatfell itself.

 

It turned into one of the best hikes of the whole trip. As forecast, the cloud gradually lifted as I climbed Glen Rosa, but nothing really prepared me for the view that suddenly opened up at The Saddle. It was genuinely breathtaking — a dramatic wall of rock, ridges and mountains that felt almost Alpine, or Pyrenean as a French girl I met described it. From there I was alone for much of the scramble towards North Goatfell, occasionally staring at a rocky step or small cliff and wondering whether I'd actually chosen the correct line. Apparently I had, or at least one that worked, because I survived and eventually emerged onto the first summit, where two young lads were enjoying the views.

 

Then it was across to Goatfell itself — 50 years after I'd first stood there. There was something rather satisfying about that. Back in the 1970s we'd simply slogged up and down the direct route; this time I'd approached it through Glen Rosa, crossed The Saddle and scrambled over North Goatfell, which seemed a considerably better way of marking the anniversary.

I started down with the ferry clock now ticking and passed a steady stream of people still making their way upwards. On the descent I caught up with a woman from Northern California who, somewhat surprisingly, had an excellent knowledge of British hiking. She told me she'd largely stopped walking in the Lake District because it had become too busy. Apparently even from California we've developed an international reputation for overcrowding the Lakes. Conscious of the ferry, I reluctantly kept the conversation shorter than usual and pressed on.

 I needn't have worried. I arrived back at the van with 90 minutes to spare, so apparently I could have talked considerably more!

 It had been an epic final hike: some of the most dramatic mountain scenery of the entire trip, with the cloud lifting almost perfectly as the day progressed. It never quite became one of those flawless blue-sky days, but perhaps that's just an excuse to return again. Hopefully I won't leave it another 50 years.

 

I caught the evening ferry and arrived in Ardrossan after 10pm. From there, rather than finding somewhere sensible to sleep, I pointed the van south and drove the five hours back to Sheffield, eventually arriving home at about 3am.

After Loch Creran, Ben Cruachan, Morvern, Ardnamurchan, an accidental return to Mull, 24 hours of Kintyre rain, the Mull of Kintyre lighthouse and finally Arran and Goatfell, that was enough wandering for one trip.

Until the next time...